Hey there!!!
Its Kinda boring here in god damn middle of nowhere, where actually pretty much nothing is happening excpet the usual...

This means I got plenty of time to think about the past, too bad, cos i miss it a lot also... So, let me continue my story from where I was left off earlier..

In the morning, after popping by another mamak stall, I was planning to go to offie to take care of some thigns that had been left idle for some time..

There was still traffic jams even it was not that early in the morning...
Just what the fuck exactly is wrong with this city? Really that difficult to make the roads that actually function..

Suddenly changed my mind as traffic started to build up, made another ultra-sneaky maneuver and managed to make a u-turn, and went over to this chick, Emma, i mentioned earlier of...
Ok, i called her to come downstairs so we can go out..

As i pull up on a vacant spot on the parkyard, right next to this black old bmw there, between Emma's car and the vacant slot i took.

Somehow i got this feeling that i shared something with the owner of this old piece of shit car, or lets say, we have been inside same places, if you catch my drift?

Soon i could see Emma coming out, and shortly after there was this fat ball of lard wobbling after her..

Before she reaches to my car, she does a turn and goes toward her own instead...
I could see something i didnt expect a gentleman in a suit to do, he slapped her!
Quite hard some more i must say!
I thought is better i dont interfere with this, even my hands were shaking already in the all too common way they do when i get angry enough to serve knuckle sandwich to someone..

But nevermind, i sat inside the car and waited to see what happens, as not to make the situation worse..
I got the idea that this must be the notorious wannabe gangsta husband of hers..
He yelled something, she yelled something back and started crying, he yelled some more and she tried to open the door and sit inside her cars as i watched from mirror, he grabbed her had and pulled her away..

Then, he knocked on my window, i opened a bit and he said "she is my wife, you know?" so i just said ok and closed the window again...

If it only would have stopped there, everything would have been cool, but no, i saw the girl going into her car crying and the wobbling tub of lard bitching something more to her, after which she gave a look to me with tears in her eyes, and falling down her cheeks..
Left the car and followed the tub of lard in black suit wobbling towards the elevators...

I could hear the tub of lard doing some serious nagging to her but couldn't hear her saying anything..

I didnt know what to do .. what was right thing to do... I could always have run af
ter them, but would have made a fool out of myself, some more, getting meddled with that might seriously cause the jbt agama to drop by and give me serious shit..

So i did nothing, here, I admit it, not sure if it was the best choice either, though, but at this point didnt want to get her also into more trouble than she already was in, and same goes for myself, but yes, i thought that this guy will still need to pay for his deeds later...
Nobody, i mean, nobody, fucks with Grynder...

Ok, so nevermind about this shit..
The broad was cheating on me, even is with her husband but doesnt change the fact that she still was cheating on me, right?
There is no excuse to cheat on Grynder..
As i didnt know she had someone, but apparently not only did she cheat on me with someone, but she was married... Talk about lying..

This, I consider as fucking with me, and yes, she also fucked with me, and like said, nobody, nobody fucks with me...

So, i would ditch the broad anyway, even I was already worried about actually loving her, but i didnt want to let that asshole think he won the game either...
Because I don't agree to be a loser..

B-Boys Fly Girls get your hands in the air!!! Get your hands in the air like you just dont care!!!! 

Grynder is IN DA HOUSE and so is Summer...

To celebrate summer, we got around a bit on the weekend with lads and enjoyed time - incidents followed, cool or not, is up to one's own opinion.... Check it out!

Was doing the typical summer activities, driving around with my homies sunroof open and enjoying music and getting high...

Then, suddenly Stefan shouts "DUDE, check THAT ass up!!" - there was a biker chick with perfect behind going same direction as we, and as it was uphill she was standing and bending on the bike ..

We enjoyed the sight surely, I mean, it was no ordinary ass, certainly not ass like Berrybag's that would be wide enough to cover the entire street, and soft and cushy enough that you could put your entire arm in it and never see it again..

This, was something else, nicely tight and bit round perfect peach jiggling in front of us, graciously filling the jeans to the edge the perfect shapes given to her by the supreme being...

So, as this miraclous pair of buttocks gets closer to us, Stefan suddenly shouts to Jibril to drive closer as he wants to say something to her..

Well, Jibril slows and is closing up, she is close enough now we can see every string and line in her blue jeans, but she was too into her music to notice us..

Red hair dangling on ponytail and her butt jiggling RIGHT IN FRONT OF US..

Then just as we are about to pass it, Stefan gets another Great idea, and sticks his arm out to 'grab sum ass' - would presume that he could touch her buttocks and cherish them for a while, while the girl would moan of pleasure right?

Well, this is real world... What happened instead, Jibril was not THAT slow still, so Stefan's hand banged on her buttock at high speed, she flew forward, banged her boobs on the steering, lost control of her bike, banged to the side of the car, got whacked by mirror, swung the other way and kissed asphalt as her bike got quite badly dangled in her feet...

"HOLY SHIT!! SHIT SHIT  SHIT!!! IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!! " Stefan yelled with his mouth twisted and his eyes getting red ... Probably for other reason than the stuff he was smoking...

So, Stefan was mangled in strange position in the door still yelling... First we thought he was yelling about the girl, but discovered soon that he wouldn't emphatize THAT much for the girl, even she had a miraclous ass..

So, Jibril hit the pedal and we sped off, after a while we turned left and discussed what to do ..

So we decided to do what every responsible person would do and got back to the scene, Jibril hit the brakes in front of her and we told Stefan to stay still, we rushed out and asked her if she was ok as she looked like hell ...

She said she dunno if she was ok, just that she felt serious pain in her other leg as well as her lower back and head...

We told her that she is in a luck, our friend inside hurt himself back home so we are taking him to hospital, and asked her if she wished to come with us - she did alright...

In the hospital we learned that she had serious bruise in her buttocks, her leg had a small crack, and Stefan's arm was broken from two places...

So, as a result, seems that padding some ass can get your arm chastised in plaster for some time...

Luckily enough, us being wise and all, no more came from that than this, except that Stefan got the girl's name and number... Lucky him...

Holla Babezzz!!! Its Grynder J here again, direct from the Wastelands abandoned and forgotten by the God ages ago... The place that sits behind the God's back, area he only visits once a month for two minutes only, the black hole of civilisation, where real life slavery exists and is operated by companies like 4decc0 etc? Scotland! Damn it..

While suffering of this curse.. Still thinking of the good old times again.. So let me continue where i left off in the paradise on earth where sun shines and you see less assholes..

Later, after finishing my projects for the day again, had dinner with my uncle and others at his house..

As we were sitting down and chatting, i mentioned about this new small problem of mine to him..
His major concern being whether i learned anything or not..

You see, my uncle still sees me like a small boy although that already is expired information, and treats me like such also..

So. he asked for the man's contact info, and i showed a recent sms i got saying "i know who you are and where you work, i will report this to jbt agama..", so he jot down the details and said he will get back to me later.. Cool..

So, after dinner i got going, took care of some final ad-hoc deliveries that i had just got from Dragon to take care of, met my friends at local mamak stall for some tea and snacks..

Mentioned about my case and Pizza told me that he can fix it if i want to, Colossal nodded to mention he's in also..
So we agreed to wait for a while and see what happens, and proceeded to other topics..

One being that Dragon, who I just had done some work for, had got his Estima stolen, not sure what kind of numbnuts would be stupid enough to do that, but never the less, it had been stolen, and we were guessing Dragon would be Preetty Pissed off about that, and might actually want to give a piece of his mind for this nutcase once he caught him..

Once finished, with my collections and deliveries, i went over to mechanic to see how my baby was doing, seems not much progress yet, still got to stay there for some days... Shit.. Was getting eventually really pissed off at this shit, and also remembered that i still had to collect the documents that i had forgotten about in this jist that came up several hours ago..
So.. Hopped into the damn waja again and drove off...

It was already late, actually, it was already way past midnight and eventually doing business at this hour would prove to be bit slow as people were either sleeping or not where they were supposed to be..

First, i went over to collect my documents..
But i had an unsatisfied customer as to say, first he insisted he didnt got it..
After some negotiation i got what i wanted, but it left me hissing that i had to employ some negotiation tactics for it..
As the moron had already closed his door and was not opening it up, grabbed a flower pot with some green things growing in it, and threw it through his window, that should teach him a lesson of how to take care of business properly...

It was pretty comical actually, first you hear the sound of busting glass, then big bang from inside as the pot fell and broke up, again sounds of pieces of glasses drizzling down coupled with yells and curses...

Since the people around that area really were busybodies stuffing their noses where they don't belong, it didn't take that long until lights started turning up in windows and curious faces were glued to them...

I didn't need any extra attention so just left the scene...
Last I heard was this moron himself yelling something to the effect that i'd regret that later, as i slammed my door and turned on the engine..

So, once done i went to deposit the balance to colossal's account and proceeded to home..

So as things were done and was pretty sleepy, this was the time I headed via another mamak stall to home, even Grynder got to rest at times, aight?

Holla Guys and Hot Babes!!!!
Am back again!!.. There`s something in the air today, besides the mold and pollution that are the regular friends in this stupid office building, but since i got a story on the way last time, better finish it up now...
 Here goes something again..

My ciggy was finished and as i heard nothing more, i flicked out the butt, watched for a while as it bounced down the stairs and headed for the elevators amd then to the parking lot..
Once i came there, nobody was there..
After making sure that really was the case, and some faggot was not hiding behind the cars, i went to have look at my precious one..

It was not exactly a delightful sight, depressing would be more to the point.

One of side windows was trashed, doors were kicked to dents, hood was dented, mirrors were kicked off and paint was scratched with words "here goes the pussy" as roughly translated..

Shit.. Whoever was responsible for this would yet feel the wrath of Grynder on his shoulders, I would seriously get some shit for him at a later time..

So, i also saw this letter left on the windshield, so got it and opened it.. "stay away from my wife, or else.".. Or else what, you moron?

So, the chick i was doing was married?
Big fucking deal?
Obviously this mister didnt have a big thing or something since she was hot like i could fry some roti on her belly each and every time i saw her?
So, is not my problem, but surely after this i couldnt let it rest either..

Few questions rised which would be answered later, if the wife in question was Emma, why did she not mention of this slight detail to me earlier? How did this husband now it was my car, and that it was there that exact time? And some more, stuff for later times to settle..

So, i called my mechanic, collected the parts from the ground and tossed them to the rear seat, went over to take my baby for him..

He said it would take some time before my car was good as new.. Shit.. I really didn't appreciate this kind of shit...

So, after some ciggies and a phone call, Mike was on his way (once again) with a Waja for me to drive, it's not same as my own baby, but i guessed i still could manage with it until my own Pride of the Nation would be ready..

So, once Mike arrived, moved my Stuff to this new car, passed a stack of notes for Mike, as an advance payment for the rental, dropped him back home and went on my way..

Enough for today again.... My fingers are getting shorter from all this banging... so until next time!

Ok, today was another day boring enough to make me wonder if I actually was alive or not, so there aint much to tell about... Boss is moron as usual, customers are morons as usual, workmates are as usual... and so on...

However, been missing back home a bit today, so been thinking a lot about those good ole times, so let me brief you guys up a bit on what you've missed while Grynder was gone...

Let me start from somewhere, my car, my sweet golden baby..

On one hot and sunny day, I was doing my rounds as usual, delivering things, collecting things from behalf of others, just the normal transactions, perfectly minding my own business and not sticking my nose where it don't belong..

Since it was a hot day, and some of the customers were bit tiring, I was getting bit exhausted after meeting another customer, which was supposed to be just a quick meeting for collecting some papers (mostly with pictures and numbers printed on them), I eventually thought I'd pay a visit for this girl, Emma, that I had been recently taking care of for some time...

You see, Emma and I go a way back, we used to work in the same place, and already that time I noticed this is one hot momma, dressing modestly but yet somehow radiating this sizzling energy around her...

Somehow while I was laming away with my 'puter banging in stuff in excel and boring my mind away with materials I was to read and prepare to show for customers, I could always lift my eyes a bit and see her full lips going as she was talking on phone with someone, watch her perfectly carved round behind as she turned to file some papers, see her clicking mouse and keyboard and thinking how it would feel to get those plump and fair hands play with something else, and watching her jugs as she changed positions...Yep, constant way to pass time for me was to admire her body... Totally delicious one...

Not saying I was not having girls at that time but you know, as men, we got to have our options open and keep our mind active so that as situation appears, we can grasp it and act, instead of later thinking what we should have done and what then could have happened, right? I know you'te with me on this one so no need to be shy about it ...

Ok, back to topic, after I had spend some time with Emma, getting to know her again bit deeper, and enjoying our time for a while, it was time to head for shower and go back to work...

Once I was done with shower, kissed emma byes, and collected my things and headed back towards the elevators and was planning to then hit the road and finish the day...

So, after I am coming back to the direction of my car in feeling we can describe as "happy and relaxed", well, I got this funny tingly feeling that something will happen soon... And I was right, like usual, c'mon, when did you catch me being wrong? That's right, you didn't, because am not.

I had left my golden glorious baby downstairs in the allocated parking area, and as the elevator doors opened, they revealed a rather unpleasing sight to me.. There was this group of gentlemen buzzing around my car, who were apparently butt-buddies shopping in same store for their clothes..

These guys didn't exactly look like our best friends in our good times, which usually turn to our bad times when they hang around for too long, but rather just group of faggots who wanted to be gANGSTAs ... So, not that worried, but checking my pants reminded me of the nasty fact I got no toolz with me, so I couldn't do much else than to get into trouble if i was going to mess with them..

Decided not to stick around to be wiser about that shit, but instead pressed a random button on the elevator...

The doors shut and elevator headed for couple floors up, which would be good to give me a look from the hallway what was going on..
From safe distance it was a lot more comforting to check things out...
Even I'm Grynder, which is alias to being Da Man, when there is a group of people around, and you got nothing to protect yourself with, well, sometimes is wiser to stand back and look aight?
Go with the flow, yea? So that's what i also did..

As i reached to the hallway i already heard nasty sounds of something being hit and broken, then my car alarm going off..

I thought this is the time to do some meditating so i headed for the stairts, sat down and dug for a box of good old gudang garams and a zippo from my pants and lit one...

As it crackled away, i was looking to the smoke i blew out and thinking what was this about..

Yeah, i had recently done some nasty shit but should not have pissed off anyone that bad, according to Colossal, everything was cool already and all pending issues should be settled..

Once the alarm went silent i still heard sound of a busting glass, and some jingling as the shatter was falling to the ground..
After that.. Nothing.
Great, just fucking great, when I finally thought things had calmed down, this shit started happening.. I didn't need all this shit to be frank, all i just want is to live my life, eat, shit and die.

Well, the day didn't end to that, but this is loadful already of that eventful day, so will get back to more of my memorandums later... for now, tata fellaz and catch you next time again!!!

Hey guys! Been off for a while (it's one helluva story which I will share with you, but all in it's good time!), did you miss me? A lot? I know you did.. Thought so..

A lot has changed since I last got a chance to share stuff with you guys.. Including that Grynder's got new digs..

But, to start from something.. Lets just say things got a bit hot, then they got a bit tough, then hot enough that it would fry an egg without pan in no time, then tough like you dont want to know - then, the tough one got going... And going I did all right.. So, was first kinda busy then been kinda layin' low for a while..

But, let me try to be chronological in the events, for your pleasure, like always... So we start from the past - the stories will come, and there's a plenty more where this comes from.

Well, ok, more or less chronologic, cos TODAY, baby, TODAY was one god damn day like no other for some while, so, starting from TODAY and I will get to the past some other time yeah...

Ok, today I got pretty pissed off at my idiotic boss, firstly, I couldn't understand most of what he is saying, being scottish and all, his accent sounds like someone glued his tongue down... Eventually he was complaining about the number of cases being recently done, knowing I had done more than my fair share of them, was REALLY pissed.. Who the hell does he think he is? He doesn't know half about me anyway, if he knew half of the stuff I had been doing back home, surely there would be a different tone in his voice..

Now, being pissed off about this as I left work, went towards Tesco to get some shopping done...

When I came back and opened the door, I was SURE there was no way I had hit the other car even it was windy like usual, but the idiot scottish gentleman in the other car insisted I had hit him, so in we went to Tesco... After we learned there was no video surveillance, I got an idea, but first mentioned him to screw it - and went back to my car... once in my car, and seeing he was going in his, I proceeded with my fancv idea, and re-opened my door with all the power in my arm and leg -- WHA-BLAM!!!! -- THAT got to do some damage.. Then, the guy got up yelling in his obsceneties in his barely understandable scottish accent at me and actually kicked my car!

What the fuck? Nobody kicks my car! And there I was, Grynder Jones has entered the building again - before I noticed it, I again had my steering lock at hand, got up, whacked his head, as he fell to ground whacked him some more and then bent towards him, saying "First, there is a fuckin' plenty more where that came from, you want it, bitch, well, do you?? And secondly, i aint no god damn paki, put that in the thick bonehead of yours, will you?" ...

His girl was on phone, so my guess is there would soon be police around, so it was time for me to scram... Jumped in my car, reversed -ba-bump.. Oh, shit... I had banged another car in process, but didn't got time to settle that one, especially as the owner was not there, so just sped off the scene to my house...

Not much for a first update in quite some while, but it's my blog, and if you don't like it, well, like they like to say, any inconvenience is regretted and so on...

Anyway, hold on to your hats ladies and gentlemen, and groovy babez, GRYNDER IS IN DA HOUSE - AND GRYNDER HAS LEFT THE  BUILDING!!!!